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I really have no idea, but it involves [grimmholders] beautiful wife, with whom I am always trying to score brownie points, because on one hand I'm a terrible person, on the other hand, I never want her to say I can't visit the kiddos...

SO at work today, I was dealing with this customer, taped glasses, hair parted in the middle, typical awkward probably the hero of the story no one expects type.  Siren start to wail outside the store, I fix him with this incredibly shocked / pissed look and I scream "What did you do!"

His eyes narrow and shift about "IF I told you, they'd have to take you in with me"

I HATE to be upstaged so I lean in close "Okay, but it better be damn good."

Entire line of customers and my supervisor all bust out laughing.

Later on, a regular customer came through, and he was asking where I've been, said whenever he comes through at night it some petite little number.
Me: you mean (namewithheld)?
Customer: Yeah!  She's the nicest.  You must have trained her.
Me: I resent the implication that I am nice.  No I didn't train her, she is adorable though.
*Transaction concludes, he starts to leave*
Me: Hey, uh, don't tell (namewithheld) I accused her of being adorable, she can be a real fire ball and I have enough lumps on my head...

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:iconmichies-photographyy:
Michies-Photographyy Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks so much for faving 'Mystical Morning' :D
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Bran-Ridire Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2017
Was my pleasure! 
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GrungeTV Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the faves!
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Bran-Ridire Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017
Thanks for stopping by!  Have a llama.
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GrungeTV Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2017  Professional General Artist
...and have one back! ;)
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TharynPetralanda Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the fav, sweetie!

And sorry for the late reply :P
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Bran-Ridire Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2017
Sorry for my late reply to the late reply, things are a little, well, unbalanced these days. 

But, You bet! :D
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edgequeeen Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the llama!
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Bran-Ridire Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2017
No problem!
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debNise Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2017  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the watch! I truly appreciate it :heart:
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